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OAKLAND, CA — A surprising new report indicated that an elderly lesbian throuple seen out for a walk in a local park this week turned out to actually be the musical group Green Day.

The three aging men were suspected of being lesbian women by pretty much everyone who saw them out walking before being identified as the once-popular pop-punk band.

"Oh, those are men?" bystander Cheryl Newman commented. "I thought they were another elderly lesbian throuple out for a stroll in downtown Oakland. We get a lot of those around here."

The three members of the rock group admitted that they had been mistaken for lesbians in a three-way romantic relationship on a regular basis over the last couple of decades.

"Oh yeah, that happens," lead singer Billie Joe

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