MOSCOW - Brutal totalitarian dictator Joseph Stalin has warned Democrats that they may be going "too far left."

"The Dems are kinda scaring me with all this far-left stuff," Stalin said during a brief visit from his father's house below. "Yes, I was one of history's most deranged mass murderers, killing, like, 20 million people, but even I knew a boy is a boy and a girl is a girl. And we didn't have any of this weird transgender athlete stuff---we just used steroids to stifle the competition and fired AK-47s at athletes' feet until they ran faster."

"Honestly, I'm a little worried," Stalin said, distancing himself from the leftist wing of the Democratic Party. "If they keep this up, they'll kill even more people than I did."

Stalin's comments immediately faced backlash on social media,

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