You know what they say about broken clocks? Turns out it applies to delusional conspiracy theorists too.

Despite anyone who has ever interacted with a fringe internet personality feeling it in their bones when Emma Stone ’s Michelle Fuller whispers “Jesus Christ” to herself upon learning she’s been kidnapped by a UFOlogist nutter… said nutter wasn’t just whistling John Williams. In a twist that perhaps did not seem entirely inconceivable if you’re familiar with The Twilight Zone formula, Michelle Fuller is indeed an alien. She is an Andromedan to be precise, an ancient species that we are led to presume really has been watching humanity since the dawn of time. We are their science project, which they began developing after going back to the drawing board following the dinosaur disap

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