Where do vampires go to get cash from the ATM?
The blood bank.
What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?
Spelling.
Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
His heart wasn’t in it.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have any guts!
OK, OK, we’ll stop.
Spooky tunes
If you’re tired of hearing those corny jokes from your EMS partner, turn up the volume in the rig and jam out to these spooky tunes.
Listen to and save the playlist on Spotify so you can listen to it All Hallow’s Eve.
What tunes will you be playing as you prepare to transport ghouls, ghosts or goblins on Halloween?
Thriller — Michael Jackson
No One Lives Forever — Oingo Boingo
Monster Mash — Bobby “Boris” Pickett
Superstition — Stevie Wonder
Disturbia— Rihanna
Ghostbusters —

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