BOCA CHICA, TX — Witnesses claim the inaugural MMA training session for Twitter CEO Elon Musk began in confusion as UFC fighter Georges St-Pierre calmly explained to the world's richest man that no, mind-control flamethrower drones were not allowed in competitions.

With a potential cage fight between tech titans Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg on the horizon, Musk had reportedly come to his initial training session with bodyguards toting in a number of black duffel bags full of tech devices, only to learn toys such as his favorite napalm-spewing drones were not allowed.

Those close to the Tesla CEO say the awkward conversation continued.

"No drones at all? None?"

"Nope."

"How about vibranium electro-skin?"

"I'm sorry, no."

"Laser eyes?"

*shakes head*

"Pocket Earthquake™?"

"No, only

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