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A local father of school age children is preparing himself for tomorrow’s walk through the neighbourhood, where he is girt by his fellow, overweight, Gen X wankers.

It’s Halloween tomorrow night and homes across our cosmopolitan desert community are choosing to take part in this worthless charade of yankee cultural imperialism for reasons that escape all of them.

French Quarter man Shaun Derney, who is rarely seen without a black t-shirt, black jeans and a lairy pair of sneakers, confirmed with The Advocate that he would be wearing said outfit tomorrow night with a some canary yellow sandshoes on his size eight feet.

“What’s this got to do with anything, if you must know, I’m wearing my yellow Nike TNs,” said the 50-year-old wanker.

“Hallow

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