Okay, Christians, if your god is "so loving," then why would he create someone as annoying as me? I bet you can't answer that question.
Checkmate.
You'll never get out of this one. I even used lower-case "god" as a subtle jab at your belief. Deal with it. If you think that makes me irritating and petty, you must accept that your so-called "god" made me this way, which certainly brings into question his goodness, don't you think? Yeah, I went there.
Checkmate.
He (or she!) didn't even make me an interesting bad person like an authoritarian dictator or a mass murderer or Trump. Instead, the most interesting thing about me is my hat, and maybe my Reddit post that went viral with 235 upvotes last week. What a waste! Again, this proves god doesn't exist.
Checkmate.
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