CIA Conveniently Drops Photos Of Sydney Sweeney In A Chain Mail Dress On Same Day Pentagon Resumes Nuclear Testing

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In some exciting news for red blooded mouth breathing jocks across the nation this Friday morning – new pictures of Sydney have just dropped.

The actress and pop culture figure has STUNNED media consumers across the world after appearing on the red carpet in a mesmerising silver dress.

The extremely talented Sweeney SIZZLED on the red carpet last night Australian time, in an iridescent chainmail piece by Christian Cowan, paired with delicate, minimalistic EFFY earrings.

That STUNNING appearance comes as the latest in the long line of Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) distractions for the general public.

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