Local Man Realises He Knows Basically Nothing About 4th Most Populous Country And Nearest Neighbour

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Local man and self described wikipedia addict has just realised he knows pretty much nothing about his countries closest neighbour and the 4th most populated country on earth, Indonesia.

“Apart from Bali and Mi Goreng, I actually know nothing about that place, explained Nathan Heartwright (25).

“I don’t know one famous person from there, anything about their cuisine, honestly, I’ve hardly even met many” he added while rechecking his google search of Indonesians crazy population and proximity to Australia’s northern shores.

Friends say the epiphany struck during a trivia night when a simple question about Indonesia’s national sport left Nathan staring blankly into space, vaguely mumbling “surely it’s soccer, it’s got to be soccer right?”