LEAMINGTON, ON

Peter Bartsch of Leamington, who has spent the last five years reading with his morning pripps, accidentally clicked on a post today and was shocked to discover there was an entire article behind the headline.

“ is this yet? Just look at what I’ve been missing out on all these years,” said Bartsch. “Look at all these fake quotes from Reimers and Pletts and Goossens. !”

For Bartsch, however, most of the shock came from discovering that he, himself, was identified specifically by name in a article.

“ ! I wonder how many other times I’ve been mentioned,” said Bartsch. “I guess it does pay to read the articles, even the ones that aren’t that funny…”

Bartsch says it’s not just , and he actually gets all his news from just reading the headlines.

“I can usually get the gist o

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