The Babylon BeeKANSAS CITY, MO — Tragedy struck in a local barbershop today, as a man realized just 45 seconds into getting his haircut that he had already run out of all conversation topics.
The incident occurred Saturday afternoon at The Upper Cut, as customer Dave Greeble ran dry on small talk subjects while his barber was still in the very early stages of cutting his hair.
"So, uh… hm…," Greeble was heard saying shortly after the haircut began.
He had already commented on the weather, the World Series, and the movie Die Hard, which were the only conversation topics he had prepared beforehand. "I went empty," he later explained. "I had exhausted every potential subject I could think of, and she had barely finished spraying my hair down with his water bottle. It was then that I knew we were in for a
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