So, let’s say you are the CEO of a giant company or perhaps just a free-floating billionaire type, and you really, really want something from President Donald Trump. Regrettably, he hasn’t sued you (yet!), so you can’t pay him the customary eight-figure bribe as a “settlement” in one of his meritless lawsuits. And what if you missed out on the opportunity to attend one of his grifty crypto dinners and bribe him by buying his stupid meme coin?

Have you considered giving Trump money for his catastrophically ugly ballroom, the cost of which seems to jump $50 million every few days? It’s a quick and easy way to suck up to the worst president in history, but then there’s that whole thing where maybe you don’t want to be openly associated with the worst president in history.

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