SEAL BEACH, CA - Local woman Heather Tipton is bravely boycotting over 450 different stores, restaurants, and retail chains for various reasons. But such noble activism comes at a price: the courageous virtue-warrior started to have trouble remembering which stores she was boycotting at any given time.
Tapping her experience as an engineering contractor for NASA, Tipton repurposed an advanced algorithm used to keep track of space flight payloads and wind stress data to help her keep track of the various establishments she adamantly refuses to give her hard-earned money to.
"I just punch in something like 'wheat bread,' and the algorithm will detect which stores within a 30-mile radius I haven't decided to scorn with a blistering boycott, if there are any," Tipton told reporters as she de

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