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WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the announcement that she was finally retiring from the U.S. Congress and would not seek reelection in 2026, former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi prepared herself for a sad future of outsider trading.

Having long been in the privileged position of using her status as a Washington power player to pad her impressive stock portfolio, Pelosi was now faced the the grim reality of having to trade stocks without insider info just like a regular peasant.

"It'll be the total opposite of what I'm used to," Pelosi reportedly told her aides. "Once I retire from public office, I'll be forced to trade stocks blindly, just like the rest of the schmucks and peons I've governed for the last four decades. It's beneath me, honestly. How am I supposed to make m

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