It’s pretty much the only subject definitely safe to discuss in today’s divided society. If you were on the television show The Traitors , would you want to be a Traitor or a Faithful?

But it’s one thing to give an answer from the security of your sofa, and another to live the experience for real, as Alan Carr has just brilliantly demonstrated on the BBC series in glorious technicolour .

Host Claudia Winkleman was shocked by the warm, silly comic’s unexpected answer when he told her he wanted to be a Traitor.

“Oh, Alan!” she gasped. She asked him if he would really be okay with stabbing his fellow contestants in the back. “They’d do it to me, they’re showbiz people!” he laughed.

All our lives we are told we have to be good. Good little boys and girls when we’re children, well-behav

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