MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA - A new patch developed by Silicon Valley startup OilDerm helps your loved ones wean off their essential oil addiction until they're finally free of their need to use essential oils, "like literally all the time."
OilDerm's patented PU system delivers that essential oil high directly to the bloodstream so that women who are addicted to sniffing essential oils are able to get their cravings met without making everyone else around them smell a potent mix of hundreds of different oils all day long.
"Our patches slowly pump women's bloodstreams full of the addicting stimulants essential oils give off, without the harmful side effects," said Harper Darling, founder of OilDerm.
Darling said he got the idea when his wife had to check into rehab for her essential oil addiction

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