KYIV - In a stirring address to members of Congress from war-torn Kyiv, Ukrainian President Zelensky begged America's elected representatives to bring back Trump.
"As I witness the Ukrainian people fight day and night, here in our darkest hour, I beg of you to do the right thing for our country and for our world; bring back President Donald Trump," said Zelensky through an interpreter who could not hold back sobs of emotional catharsis. "Make right the wrongs you exacted on our world in allowing a rigged election to dethrone the greatest leader in history."
For a moment, the members of Congress sat in thoughtful silence, aside from a frothy, hissing sound emanating from somewhere near Senator Mitt Romney's seat.
The courageous - and suddenly sort of handsome - President of Ukraine then

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