AUSTIN, TX — Texas state representatives finally reached a quorum Tuesday and adopted a congressional redistricting map in the shape of the Whataburger logo.

A motion to adopt the new district map passed 91-59, with only three Democrats crossing party lines to side with Republicans. The partisan vote was reportedly made possible thanks to a last-minute sponsorship by Whataburger.

"This map ensures proper representation of our constituents by reminding them of the great affordable taste of Whataburger," said Speaker Dustin Burrows before taking a bite of his Triple Meat Whataburger. "The districts are also mostly even, for the most part."

The map, which was set to go into effect just in time for the congressional midterms, features a prominent but unmistakable "W" that appears layered as

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