PEARLY GATES — Heavenly sources confirmed that Saint Peter had grown weary running the front desk of Heaven due to the number of questions he continually received about the Nephilim.

"Wow, is this Heaven? Cool! So anyway, what are the Nephilim? Were they giants?" one newly deceased man was heard asking, prompting an eye roll from the saint.

"I mean, I'm in Heaven, so I'm not exactly unhappy. But it's very draining talking about the Nephilim every day," Peter said. "I'd just like to talk about something else, you know?"

According to sources, Peter greets approximately 200,000 people on a daily basis, and nearly all of them have questions about the Nephilim. "The people whose names are not written in the Book of Life don't usually ask me about the Nephilim, so they're cool with me, apart

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