LOS ANGELES, CA - With police departments being abolished and defunded, the LAPD has agreed to undergo intensive social justice slam poetry training. Expert slam poetry tacticians are being flown in from Portland, San Francisco, and Brooklyn to give the entire force an extensive curriculum of courses about utilizing slam poetry and social consciousness rather than racism and violence to keep peace. In addition, all of the teachers will teach using only slam poetry.

"They who screamed wailing calls to action from the gutter

their unheard voices bounce off the ears of the 1% in the highrise pigs oinkin' above 'em,

None of that wealth never trickle down the sewer pipes of capitalism

white picket fences protect the white putrid smiles in a varicose vein prison

Waving our message on bricks

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