By Roy Hobbs, patriot and proud Englishman, take that however you like

SO ethnic minority NHS staff doing home visits are intimidated by my flags? I don’t get it. Why be scared of a flag that just means you like England and nothing else?

My St George’s flags are my way of saying I enjoy traditional fried breakfasts, visiting the lovely English countryside, and supporting the Lionesses. Are these people afraid of Chloe Kelly? Please treat that as a genuine question.

I’ve got a few flags, but it’s hardly excessive. The main one is only 9ft across, unobtrusively draped across the front of my house to balance out the other 21. And the neighbours’ flags, but they’re the nicest bunch of shaven-headed angry white blokes you could ever meet.

Sure, if you let your imagination run riot you can r

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