SEATTLE, WASHINGTON - Local worship leader Jimmy "Page" Johnson reported Monday that he's still working nights at a nearby logging operation, manning a chainsaw to help cut down trees, all without ever changing his outfit.
"It's really ideal for my situation," Johnson said, clad in long-sleeved flannel and sipping a mocha after service as he prepared to make the trek out to the woods for his night job. "The church is a part-time thing, so this helps me pay the bills."
"Plus, my uniform is the same for both jobs, which is nice: button-up flannel shirt, beanie, oversized eyewear, blue jeans for protection, faux combat boots, and a large beard to keep me warm during the grueling winter months."
Taking on two demanding jobs isn't without its dangers, however: Johnson reports that on more th

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