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The world has already gotten a peek at Disney's upcoming live-action remake of Snow White, but the plot of the film has been kept tightly under wraps — until now! If you thought the leaked set photos of the dwarfs were controversial, just wait until you hear about the updates they've made to the story.

The Babylon Bee has exclusively obtained the following list of plot points.

Snow White is now a successful lawyer working at a law firm and is the best lawyer ever: Prince Charming, on the other hand, is a stupid idiot legal intern who can't do anything right. Also, he's gay.

To avoid ableism, Dopey's name is changed to Cognitively Divergent-y: And he's gay.

When Snow White Defeats Israeli actress Gal Gadot's evil queen she waves the Palestinian flag and

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