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Your family may say they want you over for Thanksgiving because they love you, but it's obviously a trap. They're going to ambush you with alternative facts that make Biden look bad. Get the drop on your dumb conservative uncle by coming to the table armed with facts and your truth that will absolutely destroy all who think differently.

Here are the best ways to own your conservative relatives:

Say a toast for the indigenous land acknowledgment: Amen.

Volunteer to say grace and thank Biden for the meal: All prayers are binding! No take-backs!

Dress the turkey in drag: This turkey died because it couldn't express itself as a chicken.

Throw a Molotov cocktail: Buuuuuurn!

Invite Elizabeth Warren: She can demonstrate how indigenous peoples would hand

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