Is your wife a fan of HGTV's hit show Fixer Upper? Does she love watching Chip and Joanna Gaines tackle their next home renovation? Well, maybe she has a healthy enthusiasm for taking the worst house in the best neighborhood and flipping it, or perhaps she's secretly and madly in love with Chip Gaines. Here are the biggest signs to look for:
1. She frantically tries to close her laptop when you walk in on her watching Fixer Upper.
2. She constantly rolls her eyes at Joanna and disagrees with her design choices.
3. She asks you to wear a hard hat and toolbelt in the bedroom.
4. She feels the most "romantic" toward you when you hold her close and whisper, "It's Demo Day!"
5. She not so passive-aggressively hints that she wants to take a trip to Waco, Texas, and visit the Magnolia Stores

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