Inoticed that Diane Kruger was out recently promoting the newest Dangerous Liaisons adaptation — the American title is The Seduction , while the French is Merteuil, after its heroine, but they’re both on HBO and in French — and I decided to make sure I hadn’t missed any of her events. WELL. I had. I really, really had. Let’s catch up.

PS: Hot Chef Gabriel from Emily in Paris is apparently the villain in this, and the New York Times says he’s terrific . (The NYT also gave me no real information about when we can watch this show, which is annoying from a place I turn to for, you know, information . It starts on Friday. I will watch, I love a Dangerous Liaisons.)

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