It was only a matter of time. If you put two women in the opening credits of a reality television program, they will eventually have to appear on it. And in this episode, they do indeed. Demi isn’t back to full confessional status yet, although it’s clearly imminent. But Whitney is.

And here’s where I have to admit something: I love Whitney. Not in a “wow, I can totally picture us being besties!” kind of way. It’s more that there are several flavors of reality stars I find irresistible. My absolute favorite is a newly sober disaster who’s trying to be better but keeps getting in their own way. My second favorite is “unwilling or unable to play by the rules.” This is Whitney. She’s constantly saying the things you’re not supposed to say. She treats group shoots like she’s auditioning for a

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