EL SEGUNDO, CA — In a renewed effort to make inroads with conservative families in the wake of concerns over previous "woke" products, toy manufacturer Mattel announced a new ICE Agent Ken doll.

The new edition of Barbie's famous boyfriend will feature a face mask, sunglasses, a tactical vest, and a baseball cap with "ICE" printed on it. Mattel promised that the new ICE Agent Ken doll would be the perfect complement to any Barbie collection.

"No illegal alien Barbies will be safe!" said Mackenzie Gray, a Mattel spokesperson. "Make sure all of your dolls and action figures have proper documentation, because here comes ICE Agent Ken! Fully empowered by the federal government and the will of the voters, ICE Agent Ken is reporting for duty to serve and protect American citizens. Pick him up

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