U.S. - Millions are selling off their Bitcoin in order to invest in Dr. Seuss books, financial analysts are confirming today, leading to a major crash in the cryptocurrency.

The banned books are becoming a hot commodity, with millions liquidating all their other assets to invest in them. Many cashed out their 401Ks and other retirement accounts in order to buy more Dr. Seuss books, convinced that their future will only be secure when all their cash is tied up in Dr. Seuss.

"Bitcoin is out -- Dr. Seuss books are hot! Buy, buy, buy!" one man shouted at his broker over the phone. "Let's liquidate all our cryptocurrency and go for Dr. Seuss! I want Mulberry Street , I want If I Ran the Zoo , I even want McElligot's Pool ! Buy them all!"

Everyone who's invested in Bitcoin spent the

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