Kylie Minogue Is Wrapped Up in a Bow

Normally, my snarky comment here would be something like, “what? Is she dressed up like a Christmas present or something???” but…well, yes???? What else are you supposed to wear to [ checks notes] light the holiday lights at Battersea Power Station?*

*now a mall.

(Photo by Tim P. Whitby/Getty Images for Battersea Power Station)