SAN BERNARDINO, CA — The world's dumbest man, Jeremy Dander, pulled up to a McDonald's outside of lunch hours, noticed only two cars in the drive-thru, and made the mistake of assuming the experience wouldn't take long.

"Only two cars in line at McDonald's?" the man said to himself for some reason. "This won't take long! Yee-haw! Here we go, Big Macs!"

Per witnesses at the scene, the total idiot approached the speaker immediately but was told to wait before placing his order.

"Hello, welcome to McDonald's, please wait a moment," said a voice from the speaker. "We havavdsfdfkwm..."

"Uh, okay!" Dander said, not sure if he heard them right. After waiting 10 minutes, he said: "Hello, is anyone there?" only to be told: "SIR! I said please wait a moment!"

Later, when he finally ordered two

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