MENLO PARK, CA - In an effort to combat hate on its platform, Facebook has unveiled its new Pre-Crime Division, a department of the social media company that will identify and neutralize people likely to commit hate memes, violate the company's terms of service, or engage in any other activity the company disapproves of.
Using advanced algorithms in conjunction with several psychics known as "Precogs," Facebook will now be able to identify who will commit a terms of service violation before it happens and send them to Facebook's state-of-the-art detention facility.
"You've already been giving us tons of data on yourselves, completely voluntarily," Zuckerberg said at Pre-Crime's unveiling. "I'm not sure why you dumb fools do that, but hey. Anyway, we're using that data to figure out who t

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