ATLANTA, GA - Veteran Atlanta Falcons linebacker Tim Millikan has lived the dream of having a full, prosperous NFL career, and is now looking toward what's next as he approaches his retirement at the end of this season. Sitting down with various local news outlets Thursday, the big man revealed that he - like many pro athletes do - plans to enter the world of business after his football days are behind him, and has narrowed his options down to opening and operating either an upscale strip club or a large prosperity church in the Atlanta area.
"After so long in the league, of course I've grown accustomed to a certain lifestyle, and just because I stop playing football doesn't mean I want to stop earning millions of dollars every year," Millikan told reporters. "After a lot of research and

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