CHICAGO, IL — After Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot failed to win reelection, city officials honored her legacy of skyrocketing crime rates with a 21-murder salute.
"It seemed like the only proper send-off to show our gratitude for Mayor Lightfoot's work in homicides, carjackings, and rapes." Chicago Police Commissioner Wade Murphy spoke to reporters as the 21-murder salute was carried out in 3 minutes and 39 seconds across the city, recorded via police scanners.
"It was the most fitting way to recognize the monumental achievements of our esteemed mayor."
Local reporters stumbled in attempting to explain both the significance of Lightfoot's election loss and the symbolism behind the 21-murder salute. FOX32's Jeffrey Shannons caught himself stuttering on the air: "Mayor Lightfoot's fail

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