T his Thanksgiving, an estimated 40 million viewers will tune in to watch the Dallas Cowboys play the Kansas City Chiefs (and keep their eyes peeled for Taylor Swift between bites of pie, but enough about me).

The Dallas Cowboys announced that Post Malone will perform during the Red Kettle Kickoff halftime show for that crowd of 40 million. Recently, though, Post Malone performed for the lucky 3,500 people in attendance at the completely sold-out Cattle Baron’s Ball (CBB). As one of them, I can attest to one undeniable truth — Posty has It. Rizz. The sauce. He is a rock star in denim-on-denim and a belt buckle. And he’s ours!

I’ll circle back to our Main Character momentarily; allow me to set the scene first.

The Most Dallas Night in Dallas

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