Idid not like Episode 4 of All’s Fair , which heaped far too much trauma upon my angel Niecy Nash-Betts, but this week, I worked to reset my annoyance about the sexual-assault tropes and approach Episode 5 of All’s Fair with an open and nonjudgmental mindset. Let’s dive in and see how I fared in that endeavor, shall we?

I love Sarah Paulson’s unenthused teen daughter.

I feel like Sarah should understand her kid not getting along with her peers, no? Since she’s not exactly Miss Congeniality herself?

How, exactly, does this tween know that “crystal meth is a hard road”?

Just the sight of mean private-school girls in uniform ignoring this child is giving me middle-school flashbacks.

Brooke Shields cameo, baby!

They’re really just rolling out basically every beautiful actress ove

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