BREAKING — Authorities issued an urgent bulletin this morning, notifying the public to be aware that, due to this morning's widespread internet outage, your uncle had been forced to go door-to-door to share fake news.
Websites and popular applications had gone dark on Tuesday morning, as the large server provider and internet security company Cloudflare went down, leaving your uncle with no choice but to resort to traveling to individual houses and places of business to spread inaccurate news reports.
"Did you hear that India and Pakistan launched nuclear strikes at each other today?" your uncle was heard shouting at the home of total strangers down the street from your house. " I seen it! It's nuclear war. Probably World War 3 soon. It's all happening. It was on the computer this mornin

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