Spoiler alert: If you are playing “Am I the Assh--e?” and you’re a billionaire or even just super rich and powerful, the answer is probably yes.

This is not just because you missed an important exit on the morality highway, the one singer Billie Eilish rightly flagged when she asked, “If you’re a billionaire, why are you a billionaire?”

Of course, if you are a billionaire, you probably missed her point too. You probably think you’re a billionaire because you deserve to be one, because you are brilliant, talented, charming, devastatingly attractive and smell like a spring morning in the Alps. You know, all those things the slavering sycophants around you say you are in the hope that you will slice off a teensy-weensy bit of the pie and send it their way.

In fact, you probably think the

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