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New Delhi: What does it mean to walk into your first day at work? For most, it’s nerves, introductions, or a broken coffee machine. For one man at Cloudflare, it meant half the internet collapsing.

Twitter user @bunnysayzz proudly posted: “First day in #Cloudflare as system engineer wish me luck.” Hours later, Cloudflare suffered a massive outage that knocked out services from X (formerly Twitter) to Spotify and ChatGPT. The timing was too perfect. The internet instantly decided it was his fault.

Fired Before Finishing the Tutorial

By evening, the new engineer tweeted again: “mfs fired me on my first day idk why.”Memes poured in. One user joked: “Damn bro didn’t even finish the tutorial before they unplugged you”. Another add

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