AUGUSTA, GA - Changes to the game of golf were enacted by the PGA Tour Thursday - just in time for the Masters Tournament at the Augusta National Golf Course - in order to make the sport more exciting. Instead of traditional play, golfers will now just play football.
Now, instead of hitting a ball hundreds of yards toward a hole, golfers will maintain a strong offense as they carry a redesigned golf ball several hundred yards to score a touchdown on the green. Players can pass or run the ball up the course with the number of yards needed for a first down changing depending on the course's par. Sounds exciting!
Early ratings indicate viewers are responding well to the revised golf game, though some fine-tuning may be in order for future events. Viewers are confused to find that the same q

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