To all the humans I ghosted: I am truly sorry.

It wasn’t that I didn’t like you; there wasn’t anything wrong with you at all. But honestly, our connection was fairly mid! We both knew it, too. I was hemming and hawing about seeing you, and the indecision led me to forget. Sometimes, when I remember I never got back to you, I wonder if I should send an "I’m sorry," three months later, out of the blue! But I imagine my ghosting doesn’t haunt you.

Now that I have been ghosted, I wonder, how would you have felt if I just admitted to you, "I think our connection is mid"? Or what if I told you directly, "I like your face, your jokes are great, but when our genitals meet, I don’t feel much heat"?

I so desperately wish my ghoster had told me whatever it was! "Your face is pretty, but your body’

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