If in this stupid world every Netflix show opens with a dead body , then nearly every Bravo show opens with a giant fight. It’s the exact same technique, show us the craziest thing that is going to happen this season — in this case, it’s a fight between Austen and Craig about how Austen feels about Craig’s claims of being an addict — and then work backwards from there. It worked with the original The Real Housewives of New Jersey , which opened with Teresa Giudice’s infamous table flip (which is more like a table shift, but whatever) and then rewound to show us how we got there. It does seem to have diminishing returns in the Bravoverse, however, especially because those who follow the gossip press already know what the dynamics will probably look like for the season. And this episod

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