Be honest, Australian cricket fans: what are you secretly worried about this Ashes summer?

Is it the faintly haunting spectre of Jofra Archer and a possibly-fit Mark Wood, and the nagging feeling that all those pundits who've written them off and said they'll break down will, in fact, be proven horribly wrong?

Is it the similarly sinking sensation that an all-time reverse mozz has been set in motion by the anti-Joe Root peanut gallery, who've now ensured that England's champion batsman will bat for days on end and probably make a century for every new Stetson hat Matthew Hayden puts on?

Do you, as the ranks of injured bowlers swell, worry that Australia will somehow end up having to call Peter Siddle out of Test retirement? And are you waking from nightmares where old-man-Siddle is not

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