Welcome to the College Football Hater Report: A breakdown of some of the players, teams and trends around the sport that deserve ire. If you're not a fellow pessimist, proceed with caution. This is inspired by Brad Botkin's NBA Hater Report .

Steve Sarkisian thinks we're stupid

During Monday's press conference, Texas coach Steve Sarkisian was asked why his 7-3 team had underachieved this season. Mid-question, he cut in.

"According to who?"

To be fair, it's not Sarkisian's job to care about the preseason AP Poll, where Texas was selected No. 1 for the first time in program history. It's not his job to pay attention to the expectations for his offense, which ranks 13th out of 16 teams in the SEC in yards per game since conference play started. It's not his job to read what people w

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