U.S. — The Baptist Church has released a new, improved hymnal which contains all of the Silly Songs sung by Larry the Cucumber.

Featuring powerful tunes such as "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" and "The Hairbrush Song," the updated hymnal has become an instant hit with congregations across the country.

"Please stand and turn to number 403, 'Love My Lips'," said worship leader Chris Thompson. "I will sing Archibald Asparagus's lines, and the congregation will respond with Larry's. B flat!"

Song leaders across the nation have stated that their congregations are singing out like never before after adopting the new hymnal. "It's night and day, the participation," said Thompson. "No more mumbling through songs with half the people not knowing the tune. With one voice, the entire congregat

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