WORLD — After ascending to the role of Pope this week, former Bishop Robert Prevost has now taken the title of the second most influential Christian in the world named "Bob", narrowly losing out to Bob the Tomato.

Though the new Supreme Pontiff will serve as Holy Father to the world's 1.4 billion Catholics, his influence has yet to rise to the lofty heights of the venerable tomato also known as "Bob."

"The Pope is a close second, don't get me wrong," said seminary professor Dr. Art Moody. "But he's not ready to take on the champ. Bob the Tomato has been the voice of Christian teaching for decades to so many. He may be a bit of a killjoy, but he's still "Top Bob", that kindly little fruit-slash-vegetable."

According to sources in the Vatican, the Holy Father was understanding, but disapp

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