Hello, and welcome back to the Trash Report! Happy Thanksgiving week! Let me start this column with something I'm thankful for, which is that today's children's aren't fed a lot of horseshit about Pilgrims and colonialism, so I don't have to decorate the house for this holiday, which is one less thing to deal with. This has been a hilarious news week for a change, so let's get to it!

Nation's Top Karen Marjorie Taylor Greene announced on Friday that she will resign from Congress on January 5, 2026. My initial thought was: Big plans for January 6th, eh? But no, I 100 percent believe this woman realizes that Trump's brand is sinking and she's merely a rat trying to get off the ship. I'd wager her next move is some Rogan-esque politically confusing podcast that makes her extremely rich(er),

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