NEW YORK CITY, PANEM - Smiling migrant children poured out of buses at the entrance to the Met Gala, grateful to be free of overcrowded border detention facilities, and excited to experience the freedom in America promised by President Joseph Coriolanus Biden.

They were quickly corralled into a ballroom filled with members of the elite class who were dressed in beautiful draperies and gorgeous patio furniture covers, and who gazed upon the children with a hunger that looked sort of different than regular hunger.

Holding a diamond-encrusted, baby penguin down feather handkerchief up to her face, elite rich person Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez gasped in horror after realizing there was no fence between the possibly unvaccinated children and her elegant white gown with a red "Save The Migrant Ch

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