CASTRO MARIM, PORTUGAL — According to sources, American tourist Debrah Thompson's mood soured Monday after seeing her husband gaze in wonderment at the Guadiana International Bridge, knowing in her heart that he would never look at her like she was a cool suspension bridge.
As the vacationing couple stopped briefly at a viewpoint to take in the engineering majesty of one of the longest suspension bridges in Europe, Thompson gradually was deeply saddened to see her husband's expression of intense longing directed at a suspension bridge.
"Look at those cables," her husband allegedly said. "Just breathtaking."
Thompson later called a friend in America, where she claimed she felt unappreciated. "He used to look at me like a suspension bridge when we were dating, but I guess that fire is gon

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