The White House's box office was deluged by absolutely no one as tickets went on sale for the Trump Yuletide Rant-omime."It stars the president acting as himself, speaking incessantly out of the back end of a pantomime horse," explained White House ugly sister Karoline Leavitt."The play opens with the humble heroine reading one of his Truth Social rants: 'Too bad failing Cinderella can't come to the White House Ballroom. Dresses in rags. No class. Complete loser.'"But as pathetic Cinders weeps b

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